Monday, January 18, 2010

So yesterday

I have three stars tattooed at the back of my neck. I got them a couple of years back when me and my closest three friends all decided we were gonna get these stars permanently inked. We each chose our own designs, all with very different styles, shapes, sizes and at different places on our bodies. But they all represent the same thing, our friendship that is never meant to die.

Crappy enough we've been spread out all over for a while now but at least two of them live in the UK so I'll be a little bit closer after my move. Me so happy.

...now if I could just get the third one to come join us all the stars will be aligned at long last! Stupid girl has gone and fallen in love and is living with this stupid boy (who in fairness doesn't seem stupid at all but that's beside the point) instead of leaving the country. Stupid, stupid stupid.

...is it wrong of me for secretly wishing she'll dump him and come join us instead? No. What am I saying? Of course I don't mean that. Or maybe. Just a little. When noone can hear and judge me for being all selfish. Then I mean it a lot. But for now I'm gonna be happy having 2 of 3 closer to me. I really miss them. Got to see one of them over the holidays but the other one, can't remember the last time we were together and I really really miss her.

Okay, getting sentimental now. No good. Til next time.

Friday, January 15, 2010

This is my confession

I am finally getting it done. My very first. Thought about it for a long time but just never got around to it. So this leaves me 25 yrs old and never having tried one. It's time...

...for the Brazilian.

Yep, never done it. Shavers and me have been best buddys for a long time but this is an infected friendship. We see each other way too often and whenever we do I'm left with this irritated feeling. Keep coming back for more though, just can't seem to kick it.

So now I'm joing the rest of the female population who flaunts the privates for the person with the hot wax. I'm actually not that nervous about it. I have a high treshold for pain and as long as there isn't a room full of people watching I'm fine with flaunting my bush knowing my price is getting so say farewell to shavers for a while.

A long time ago women burned their bras to make a statement, women of 2010 wax of all their hair downstairs. Same same but different. Right??

Wednesday, January 13, 2010

Bite me

People are really annoying me these days.
I mean more then they usually do.

The customers I talk to are really annoying with annoying little shitty problems that suddenly become life and death. And I'm sorry, the fact that u can't access The Sports channel right now is not what I would classify as the end of the world. Had u told me u had problems accessing the playboy channel I would understand but Sports?? Really?

Speaking of the naked channels,
since we now have the wonders of the web to entertain ourselfs with,
do people actually watch porn on tv anymore?
Or even more stupid, rent porn dvd's??
Someone should really enlighten these poor souls... Not me though, as u can clearly read from my previous post I attract the crazies and really have no time for crazy people right now.

It's a really good thing I only have 12 days left at the office.
Whenever faced with dealing with another one of these morons
I just keep repeating that over and over in my head.
Trust me, without that
there would be nothing keeping me from strangling myself with the headset wires...

Monday, January 4, 2010

Tram Drama

Let's hope I never get pregnant. Today I actually laughed out loud when a little kid got stuck between the doors getting on the tram. In my defense he was a very annyoing little brat who cut in front of me just as I was getting on so he had it coming. And his mum was no better. Had it been my kid I would at least have tried telling him that he could wait his turn getting on, maybe got on the tram by myself leaving him stranded outside all alone just to prove a point and teach the brat a lesson but nooooo, she just let him pull her by the hand, not minding who they accidently push out of the way in the process.

So when the kid got stuck between the doors and sligtly panicked I couldn't help myself. Let's just say the mother of this monster didn't look to impressed by my humour.

Before getting at my stop of I was also approached by a smelly drunk who tried making small talks with me and when I wouln't expand my conversations to more then the ever so nice: "-Please leave me alone" he started going on about me thinking I was the hottest bird on the tram and that I was actually not worth talking to and bla bla bla... Of course this didn't stop him from continuing his one sided conversation with me up until the joyful moment that I could get of. But hey, after all the christmas foods that are making me look pregnant with extremely fat twins maybe I should take compliments wherever I can find them??

Bootcamp for Ldn has officially begun.

Saturday, December 19, 2009

What a girl has to go through to get home for christmas

I am now at my parents place to have a couple of days off and to celebrate christmas, i.e eat too much food and chocolate and hopefully spend some time with my family when we are being civilised and not argueing.

But the getting here took it's time...

First I realised the company I booked my train ticket with hadn't actually sent me my ticket so I had to stop by their office before getting on the train. When I got there they had three people working when they should have had at least 10 and the machine that gives out your queing ticket was busted so people were just trying to elbow their way forward along with giant suitcases and bags. When I finally got to the front of the que the stupid bitch (yes, she really was a complete bitch in every aspect) tries telling me that she can't find my booking!!! I wouldn't have that so I made her check again and again and again until she finally found my ticket to my destination. Problem was that I had booked my return ticket at the same time so needed her to give me this ticket as well, which of course she tried telling me didn't exist. By this time I was getting really annoyed since I actually had a train to catch and didn't have time to stand there argueing with her. After explaining as nicely as I possibly could that I didn't pay that price for both tickets to just be given one cause someone who obviously couldn't do their job properly was trying to scam me out of my return ticket, she finally found my other booking and gave me both my tickets. Of course after I finally got my ticket they announced that the train had been delayed for 20 min... lovely, just lovely! After 20 min I was finally on my way but feeling really thirsty since I had completely forgotten to buy some water to bring with me on the train. Then of course they tell us that they do have a cafeteria on the train but unfortunately they have no staff working there so they have to stay closed... So no water for me. Train ride was on of the few things that were actually ok and I reached my next stop only about 15 min late which was also ok since my transfer bus was going to wait for me. Then I only had 30 min by bus before getting home.

But, the story doesn't end here. I got on the bus, got comfortable which was easy since there was only like 4 people on it and then the bus was ready to leave...which it didn't of course... Turns our the parking brakes had actually gotten frozen which meant we had no chance of leaving. Sure, we had -17 degrees but shouldn't the buses be able to work even in cold weather??? We then had to wait another hour for another bus...

I finally arrived at my destination way to late in such a crappy mood. (wouldn't you be if you were in my shoes??) My mom contemplated sending me back as soon as I got there but she got over it when I told her I had an early christmas present for her. I am sneaky that way!

Now I am here and we have plenty of snow. I am gonna force my brother to build a snowman with me while I am here. In return he is gonna force me to play Zelda on Nintendo like we used to do a few years ago. Fair trade I say!

Feels good to be home. Last time before I move to London!

Tuesday, December 15, 2009

The girl can't help it, she's clumsy

I. Am. Clumsy.

How u ask? Well...over the last three days I've managed to

fall flat down on my stomach while ice skating,
spill a cup of coffee over a A before he was getting ready to board the plane back to Ldn,
slip on some icy steps and somehow twist my arm in a way it apparently shouln't be twisted,
accidently knock over a box of macaroni at home resulting in my entire kitchen floor being covered in those small stupid macaronis.

The only good thing is that when I slipped on the steps I was actually about to knock my head into the ground so it could have been worse I guess. I could have had to gone to the hospital with a broken head, now I'm only on strong painkillers for a twisted arm. Hooray for painkillers! Might make the last days at work before the christmas holidays more bearable. Another good thing is that now since I can't eat the macaronis I have no lunch to bring to work tomorrow meaning I'll have nothing to eat and that means I'll get skinny right?? ...??..No?

Just lovely...

One thing that is good for real is that I booked my one way ticket to London today. On 30 jan I'll leave my old life behind to try London. Can't wait.

Welcome to this blog and enjoy the ride.